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Stuff What Makes Me Laugh [Apr. 24th, 2012|10:05 am]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Lordi -- "Bio Mechanic Man"]


So, as ya'll know I've been on a Lordi kick lately. While searching videos on YouTube, I kept seeing "Lordi The misheard lyrics" come up, so I finally watched the video. And laughed and laughed.

So to get the joke, first you need to listen to the original version of Lordi's "Bio Mechanic Man" and read the lyrics (below).


You need some lovin' o' monstermaniac
style and fashion
and I'm a device of horny steel
You need to believe in the dirty lovin'
o' lusty passion
You need a spin in the torture wheel

I say yeah, now who could put it there
Now who could really care
I hear the call yeah
I can
Biomechanic man

You need to be on a roll and make
a show of money
You need to get the healer here
You gotta know when it's bad
It's gonna be funny
you gotta get in the cyber-feel

I say yeah, need to know when and were
Now who could make you fear
I hear the call yeah
I am Biomechanic man

I'm all man and all machine
a little sicko, little mean
I rock your brains out
And you're sure to be damned
I lick your little finger
then I chew up your hand
for that's who I am:
The Biomechanic man

Got that? Great! Now, watch the "Misheard Lyrics" video --

I'm so easily amused.

[User Picture]From: catmeowmie
2012-04-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
If I didn't have the real lyrics in front of me I would have been so lost. I can easily understand why someone (or many someones) got them all screwed up. I almost LOL at the line "why hit a corgi" though.

The shopping cart picture is priceless.
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[User Picture]From: new_york_doll
2012-04-24 06:26 pm (UTC)
The corgi line is one that really tickles me. Also the "bites a police deer" and "now to make you gay!" Actually, I just giggle throughout. I bet Mr. Lordi appreciates it, too (when he's not disconcerting grocery shoppers, that is!) ^_^
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